These are all homemade (made up by me)  jokes for your enjoyment!

5.) What is cheese without a cracker?

Cracka-lackin!

4.) Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?

It had grater plans!

3.) When should you keep an eye on your cheese?

When it's up to no Gouda!

2.) Why did the cheese smile when he walked outside?

 He looked up at the sky and thought it’s gouda brie a good day!

1.) Why do I never put cheese on my tacos?

Because I am afraid that the feta-rolls will come and get me.