With Christmas around the corner, let's get into the holiday season with some laughs.

• Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a tiger?

  Frostbite.
  

• Q.  What do gingerbread men shepherds use to tend their sheep?

  Candy Canes.
  

• Q. Why should you tell a candy cane you like someone?

  They’ll hook you up with them.
  

• Q. What is a snowman's favorite party snack?

  Ice krispies treats.
  

• Q. How did Santa fix the hole in his clothes?

  He used pine needles and thread.
  

• Q. What did the teacher say when the Christmas tree aced the test?

  “He’s sharper than he looks!”
  

• Q. What did the sabertooth tiger say to its prey?

  “Ice to eat you!”
  

• Q. Why did the iceman go to the nurse?

  He looked slick.

• Q. What did Santa say when he forgot a present?

  “I’ll just ho-ho-hope I can find the present!”
  

• A gingerbread actor was about to go onstage. Another gingerbread man said “Break a leg!” The actor turned around and said  “How rude!”

• Q.  Why did the gingerbread person go see the doctor?

  He was feeling crumby.
  

• A snowman was standing in the snow when the sun came out. The snowman was so sad his heart melted!
  

• Q. What does the gingerbread man say when something goes wrong?

  “Oh snap!”
  

• Q. Why is Christmas the best time to make up jokes?

  You can make snow many of them!

• Q. Why should you never believe ice?

  You can see right through it.
  

• Q.  Why didn't Rudolph lead Santa’s sleigh?

  He’s not very bright. (As in mentally)
  

• Q.  What did the kid say when he looked outside and saw a blizzard?

  “Boy, the weather sure is in a flurry today! I wonder what made it so upset?”
  

• Q. What’s a gingerbread man's least favorite job?

  A construction worker. The houses keep getting eaten!