(I highly encourage you to read this in a British accent)
I arrived at the base of a rocky mountain, well it was more of a hill, or perhaps a knoll. On top of which was a giant cave. This is where a dragon would live right? I dismounted my trusty electric scooter and looked the mountain up and down dramatically. After that I started to climb the treacherous small hill. Soon I reached the top and peered into the ominous cave to find a door? There was a door at the end of the cave. I cautiously entered the cave and slunk to the door. Then I leaned in and heard a faint sound, as if someone was talking on the other side.
It was at this time I questioned whether or not I should open the door. Alas, my curiosity got the best of me as I burst through the door. The scene I saw next was quite a sight to behold.
The room was fabulous, there were glistening white walls with towering pillars lining each side and intimidating torches on each pillar that lit the room with a low flickering light. In the center was a long table with blood red cloth running down the center and on either side of the cloth were golden plates. Surrounding the table were six wooden chairs with hand carved details. And in those six chairs sat five dragons, the sixth stood next to a small table to my left in front of a large projector screen with a slideshow on it. There was a red dragon, a black dragon, a green dragon, a blue dragon, and a brown dragon sitting around the table. The dragon standing at the projector screen was a deep purple and on the table next to him was a… peculiar object. It was a small TV attached to a blue headband. I turned my perplexed stare on the dragons at the table, all of which were now staring into my soul.
“Excuse me,” said a deep voice. I whipped around to find that the purple dragon was speaking to me, “You have interrupted my dinner party and the release of my new product, The Teleprompter Headband™ (buy one today and you’ll get a free t-shirt).”
I straightened up and turned towards the the dragon and cleared my throat, “Are you the famous dragon who has terrorized my queen’s kingdom.”
The dragon gasped, “Terrorize! How dare you say such a thing! I was simply trying to sell my product, The Teleprompter Headband™, to the citizens of the kingdom, it wasn’t my fault they’ve never seen a dragon before!”
I paused for a moment before responding, “Well, you must have done something terrible-”
“Nonsense, I did nothing of the sort. Your queen is a liar.” The dragon replied defensively.
“Can y’all stop this stupidity. We are in the middle of a presentation.” The Red Dragon said (who had a strong southern accent).
“Fine,” I said, “You may continue with your presentation, but while you speak, I will be waiting outside.”