Top Ten Cookie Flavors by Iris Kramkowski

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10# Biscotti 

If you don't know, it's usually sweet but it really depends how you make it. 

9# Macaroons 

Macaroons come in all flavors. It has a hard shell and a soft cookie and some frosting buttercream inside but you can put anything inside. 

8# Black and White 

Black and white cookies have different tastes. No it's not that they are black and white it's about the interesting flavor they have, they usually have a hint of vanilla or lemon.

7# Gingerbread Cookies

Gingerbread can have a more of a strong flavor and sometimes they may be more like a cracker. It can have something like a ginger flavor like in the name you might recognize it bye building gingerbread houses or or gingerbread men.

6# Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

They have a good texture but a little chewy sometimes but they have a buttery taste and a light wisp of cinnamon. 

5# White Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut Cookie 

They have a bit of a tropical taste and notes of vanilla, salted caramel, and burnt sugar. 

4# Peanut Butter Cookies 

As you guessed it tastes like peanut butter and as a buttery creamy texture.

3# Sugar Cookies

Sugar cookies have a really soft texture and usually have a really sugary frosting 

2# Snickerdoodles 

Snickerdoodles have a cinnamon taste and are overall soft and are slightly tangy 

1# Chocolate Chip Cookies 

Chocolate chip cookies are the top cookie and the most popular. They have little chocolate chips in it which give it a great taste and are super soft, and personally I think they are the best warm 

Liberation by Samuel Rockmore

The day is upon us.

Liberation is near.

I’m just gonna rank things to do this summer.

Going outside

I hate being hot, and summer is way too hot.

The heat in summer is agonizingly hot, and anyone sharper than a marble knows that going outside in the summer is a mistake. If you don’t wanna drown in your own sweat, don’t go outside.

Sleeping 

Sleeping is nice, but a sheer waste of time. You don’t have much time.

The Pool
Going to the pool is nice. It’s fun, and can help cool you down. Plus, it’s fun to splash at innocent bystanders. It’s hilarious. 


Playing video games
This is valid. It’s just an objectively fun way to spend your time, as long as you’re playing a good game. Fortnite players can go cry themselves to sleep.


Duolingo

An actually productive way to spend your time. Duolingo is objectively great, I have a 1090 day streak.


Drinking varieties of milk

MILK.

Milkshakes, ice cream, carbonated milk, chocolate milk, all of it is good.

Milk is just objectively good.

Also carbonated milk is a soda.

That’s it.

Forever.

Bye.

Matthew Rockmore, Penn State University


Drama Club Presents "Legally Blond" by Hiromi Fong and Rachel Turner

Drama club is the Sigma Alpha Male of art, filled with dancing, singing and acting. 

The current show in Park Forest Middle School is  Legally Blonde jr., is based on an award-winning Broadway musical and a hit motion picture. Legally Blonde the Musical Jr. is a journey through self-empowerment. The show has a lot of recognizable songs filled with humor and sass. 

Elle Woods is the main character throughout the musical; she goes to tackle her dreams until Warner dumps her and claims she's not serious and leaves for Harvard. Elle decides to try to get him back and uses a crafty show dance for her personal essay, using her charm to get her way into law school.  This leads to her befriending classmate Emmett, hair stylist Paulette, and Vivane on her way to finding love. And soon she realizes that law might be the thing she never knew she was missing.

Come see the show at the PFMS Auditorium April 19, 20, & 21.   Tickets are $10 and can be purchased online or at the door.   We hope to see you at the show!  

Work Cited

Martin, Jennifer. “Legally Blonde The Musical JR.” Music Theatre International, 13 September 2012, https://www.mtishows.com/legally-blonde-the-musical-jr. Accessed 12 April 2024.

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Random Thoughts by Tara Gopalan

Human brains are meant to think, and we can often use them to be productive. However, sometimes your brain just decides to think of random, kinda silly stuff. When that happens, you can go on a walk, talk to someone about it, or write a purposeless article for your middle school newspaper. I chose the latter, so here’s a bunch of random thoughts you may or may not have thought about before! 

Bananas are so weird.  Apples are hard, oranges have pulp, watermelon is spongy, but bananas have the same consistency as literal ICE CREAM. To make them even more weird, they are in a perpetual identity crisis. Bananas are technically a fruit, but they are classified as a berry! Despite how interesting they are, bananas are a good substitute for ice cream and they make you feel healthy while eating other junk food, so I can overlook their differences. 

Rolly pollies are basically tiny dogs. Just think about it: They’re small, they walk funny, and they curl into a “C” shape on the ground when you pet them (which I know for reasons I won’t say). Doesn’t your dog do that too? You pet their stomach and they collapse onto the ground in a “C” shape. When they are puppies they walk funny and run into things. They’re small (excluding Great Danes and a bunch of other breeds). I know it sounds weird, but I’m just saying: If your parents won’t let you have a dog, just adopt a rolly polly.

Time is a figment of human imagination. When the first few humans evolved and came out of caves they weren’t like, “Oh, my, It’s 6:00! Time for my business meeting!” We came up with time to help us organize our lives. We set our own deadlines. Keeping that in mind, we can technically say that time doesn’t exist. So…. don’t do your homework, kids! (Just kidding, you need to do it.) But my point still stands! 

That’s all for now! Don’t tell me you haven’t gotten these thoughts at 3 am before. You haven’t? Oh, well, I guess it’s just me. The lesson of this extremely educational article is that you should embrace your weird thoughts because they can be used to write articles for your school newspaper. 

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Why Skibidi Toilet Is The Greatest Piece Of Media From Our Generation by Aidan Murphy

For starters, the lore is unmatched. Throughout all of the seventy something episodes there are, it never fails to peak my interest. From secret photos, to even things hidden in plain sight.

Next, there are many funny moments. I always enjoy watching heads pop out of the toilets unexpectedly. It’s hilarious.

Finally, it’s deep. From the sad, to thought provoking scenes, there will always be something to keep you wondering.

So, in conclusion, Skibidi Toilet is the greatest piece of media from our generation because of its lore, funny moments and intriguing story.

Not familiar with Skibidi Toilet? Check out this intro from Lifehacker…

YouTube’s hottest videos are “Skibidi Toilet,” a series of surreal animated shorts in which creepy heads with terrifying, rictus-grin face emerge from toilets. Animated with the Source Engine used in the Half-Life video games, Skibidi Toilet is the brainchild of YouTuber DaFuqBoom. The first Skibidi Toilet episode is a clip of a menacing looking head in a toilet “dancing” and singing the Turkish song “tummy dancer” by Yasin Cengiz.

Source: https://lifehacker.com/the-out-of-touch-adults-guide-to-kid-culture-what-is-s-1850662263