Story of Paz by Aidan Murphy and Felix Sawers

Once upon a time at Paws Animal Shelter, there was a cat named Paz. Paz was a playful little thing. He was a furball of joy. He was a cat with brown hair of brown with black stripes and he had a huge snout and large ears. He was really goofy and silly and cute. He had a brother, sister and mom.

But once I adopted him, he got two new siblings, Dash, Finn.

He sometimes causes trouble, but for the most part he’s a good kitty. He used to love playing fetch, but now that he’s 6 years old, even though he's changed, he's still the same old Yazzy cat.

Photo Credit: A. Murphy

Basic Plot of Pokemon Violet+DLC by Penelope Baxter


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Note: I won’t add any spoilers (to the best of my abilities).

Note: I have no idea about the Scarlet story (Miridon looked better than Koridon so we got Violet).

Note: I’m not doing the Perin stuff in the DLC (Mainly because I didn’t do the Indigo Disc story).



Pokemon Violet. 



So you start in your house with your mom like every Pokemon game. Then, instead of the professor, the school director shows up to your house and is like: “Hey, take all these Pokemon, and run down the road to the fancy looking house. Don’t lose them. I’ll meet you there, okay bye!” You run down, and then you lose them. They have run amok, and then you see the director, and some other girl. 



You chose your starter, and the other girl is immediately like:  “Hey so let’s battle now! Even though you are a first time trainer and I'm more experienced than you, it will be fine!” So she takes a starter, you battle, and then she basically says: “Okay we are going to be rivals now! Oh wait, we are going to school in this game, and it’s the first day, we gotta go, and even though we are probably going to be late, I’ll teach you how to catch a Pokemon!” And the director, who is standing like 10 feet away, is like: “This is fine.” Also, her name is Nemona. 



So she does the usual “how to catch a Pokemon” ordeal, and you toss the Pokeball and gets in without damaging it. And then she’s like: “See you at the lighthouse!” And runs off. You catch up with her, and then you hear a loud “Roar” sound coming from below the cliff you are standing on. 



You look over and then fall 25 feet to your death. But you don’t die because this is an open world game where you will be falling off cliffs all the time, and it is a childrens’ game, so no death. Instead your Rotom phone is strong enough to hold you up. You then see the box art Pokemon but less cool looking. You give it a sandwich and then it turns into the cool box art Pokemon. Then you follow it for some reason into a cave with just your starter, a Lenchonk, Tarantula, Hopip, Scatterbug, and possibly a Pawmi. Inside the cave is a pack of Houndour. You then meet the leader, a Houndoom, which is level 40. The cool box art Pokemon saves you and takes you up and out, where your friend’s like: “That is so cool!” 



And then you’re interrupted by another kid (Arven), who is like: “That’s my Pokemon! How dare you!” And then you beat up his Skowovet. And then he’s like: “Oh. That was mildly embarrassing. Okay here’s its Pokeball, also it is legendary and can’t battle, as well as do anything cool until you start the main story.” 



Then you rush to school where your friend says: “Okay battle me now!” And then you battle her and she uses the gimmick of the game, and then is like: “Wait, I forgot you don’t know what that is, one sec, I’ll get you a Gimmick Activation Device.” And she runs off. 



You go inside, and there is the team of the region, who are just school bullies, beating up a girl in front of the stairs to the school. So you defeat the grunts and run into school, where your friend gives you the gimmick tool, and you report the team to the director, who basically says: “That is not your job. We will handle this.” And your friend is coos over you about having to defeat the “Big Bad Baddies.” And you're like: “I just defeated you twice! How are you good at battling!” And then school starts. 



Then you fast forward to summer break, where it is just a huge school project called the “Treasure Hunt” and then the main plot starts. You get invited by your friend to take on the gyms, and also, the Elite 4 is weird in this game. Like, there are multiple champions, but there is one person who is The Champion, and once you defeat them, you are a Champion Ranked Trainer. Any-hoo, the guy who gave you the box art Pokemon tells you to defeat the Titan Pokemon. And then you get a call from someone who tells you to beat up the evil team. Also, the box art Pokemon becomes a motorcycle! So, the gym route is basically go to the town, fight your rival, do the gym challenge, beat the gym leader, take a selfie, repeat. Then you fight the Elite 4 and the champion. The Titan path is to fight the Titan by yourself, then do it again with your friend, harvest some plants, make a sandwich, feed it to your motorcycle, unlock new ability, take a selfie, repeat. Also you learn that your friend has a sick dog. The beat up the evil team path is to fight all the grunts in Auto-Battle, defeat the leader of that base, beat up their car, get a flashback, take a selfie, and then get paid. Then you fight the leader. 



After you defeat the leader of the evil team, Nemona, and Arven, you go where you are required to never go, Area 0. You go down, and the box art Pokemon is unable to be used. You unlock each terminal, and then you fight the professor, and he turns on a time machine that will destroy the world. Then you can’t use any Pokemon except for the box art Pokemon vs. a second box art Pokemon. You win and it is post game time. You fight all the gym leaders again, and then you have a massive Pokemon Battle tournament.



DLC Part 1, The Teal Mask



The Teal Mask starts with your homeroom teacher calling you and tells you: “You get to go on a once in a lifetime trip that you can always come back to because of your protagonist powers! And you are going with another school from Unova that isn’t in the Black and White games.” Thank god all the friends you just saved the world with aren’t coming to bother you.



Instead you have 2 new companions who are just as annoying! You get there and another person immediately gets sick. So you are sent to let the place you are staying know you are there. But you are stopped by your new companions. They are brother and sister and are named Keiren (the brother) and Carmine (the sister). Carmine stops you and is like: “battle me!” And she is basically a less competitive Nemona. You fight and then the rest of your team comes. And it turns out that just these kids came from the Unova School. 



You are then given homework to learn the story of the saviors of the land, and you are partnered with Keiren to do it. You learn 2/3rds of the story, and it is basically: 



“There was a guy and an Ogre who weren’t welcome in the town. And then the Ogre attacked the town.” 



And then Keiren says: “You want to see the Ogre’s den?” Because they let 10 year olds up there. So you do, it’s empty, and then you go to a festival that night. 



You and Carmine see the Ogre, and then Keiren comes around the corner. The Ogre runs, and Carmine is like: “Don’t tell Keiren about that” so you lie. Also, the Ogre dropped its mask, and it broke so you take it to Carmine’s Grampa. But in the meantime you and Keiren finish your homework and the rest of the story is: 



“And then these Pokemon beat up the Ogre, but sacrificed themselves, but saved the day.” 



You check in on the mask and are told the story is wrong. Instead, it is: “There was a guy and Ogre who weren’t welcome in the town, so the local mask maker made them masks. They fit in finally, and their masks became famous. 3 greedy Pokemon planned to steal them so they killed the guy. This angered the Ogre and it came down and attacked the town. The 3 greedy Pokemon pretended to sacrifice themselves to protect the town, and were unrightfully treated as heroes.” 



He then sends you a goose chase to get a thing to fix the mask, but the whole time Keiren was listening in. You return the mask but Keiren stops you, gets angry, and accidentally releases the 3 Pokemon because they weren’t dead.



They steal the masks again and you have to get them back. After words, you return the masks to the Ogre, you catch it, and you beat part 1 of the DLC.  



DLC Part 2, The Indigo Disk

This is the simplest story of them all. You get enrolled in a 2nd school. You enroll in the battle league for it. You defeat the Elite 4. You defeat the champion. And then you are sent to Area 0. And then you fight/beat/catch Terapijos. The. End. 

Ranking Every Mainline Mario Game That I Have Played by Julian Nowlin

Mario is the most important video game character of all time. His release with the NES saved the video game industry. He has a lot of amazing adventures under his belt, but not all of them are great. Here is every Mario game I have played, ranked from worst to best.

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14: Super Mario Bors. 2: (The Lost Levels for Americans) This is a Japan only sequel of the original Super Mario Bros. game. This time Nintendo said, “Hey, you know what would be great? If we made this game hard, cruel, and graphically worse! That’s a good idea!” This game is a joke. You can warp backwards if you enter the wrong warp zone, and laggy mechanics make this a painful experience.




13: Super Mario Sunshine: Please put down your pitchforks and let me explain. Some people think 3D Mario games are amazing. But I am not one of them. If I want a massive 3D game, I play Zelda, as it works far better than Mario in 3D. Mario is a fun adventure where you jump around, collect power ups, stop enemies, and make your way to the end of the level. Mario Sunshine is not that. You use a water pump to clear paint made by Bowser Jr. The graphics are weird and the voice acting cutscenes are so bad that it’s funny.




12: Super Mario Land: This is a low level, poor quality, and short game. It does run on the Game Boy, but Super Mario Land 2 proved you can do more than this. The physics are bad, and there aren’t any original Mario enemies in it. You also save Daisy, who is worse than Toadstool. Not a terrible game, but definitely a bad one.




11: Super Mario Land 2: This game has great graphics for being on the Game Boy. The problem is that it means there is less space to work with. It's cramped and a bit laggy, but it’s still fun. One bad thing is that if you get a carrot power up, you can fly over the whole level. Sometimes this game can be broken.




10: Super Mario 64: Once again, I don’t enjoy 3D Mario much. This game, however, has brilliant level design and god tier music. But it’s hard to appreciate that when the camera is terrible and the graphics looked like you used a bad ai to generate blocky 3d models. Still a little fun though.




9: Super Mario Bros 2. : (USA for Japanese players)  A fun 2D Mario game with amazing music, mechanics, and level design. Being able to choose which character is also awesome. This game is near perfect. Then why is it so far down? Because it’s not a Mario game. This is a reskin of another Nintendo game, Doki Doki Panic, because Super Mario Bros 2. (Lost Levels) Didn’t release in America. It is fun though, earning this spot.




8: Super Mario Bros. : The game that started it all! A fun title, even 40 years later. 2025 is the 40th anniversary, and I can’t wait to see what Nintendo cooks up. This game has great music. Never before seen mechanics. Amazing graphics. It is a very fun game, but it just doesn’t age that well today. I do find myself playing it, but not for long. But because it was so innovative, I can’t put it any lower.




7: Super Mario Galaxy: An adventure through the stars! This is a fun 3D Mario game. The music is really good and I like the story. Most of the levels are fun, but not all. Wandering on the spherical planets is weird and motion controls in 3D Mario are uncomfortable. Because the other games are so good, I can’t give this a better rank.




6: Super Mario Bros. 3: A very innovative game that created a lot of stuff that still remains. Its level design is good and has a fun world map. This game was the perfect 8 bit game right before the switch to 16 bit. A fun adventure and a nice experience. 




5: New Super Mario Bros. U: A fantastic 2D Mario game. It has the acorn power up which I love. It also has good, replayable levels. The challenges also make this game fun. There is so much to do in this game that makes it a good time, especially in multiplayer.




4: Super Mario Odyssey: The first game I played on the Switch. It’s a really fun game and boosts 3D Mario a lot. Capturing things with Cappy makes traversing the vast, open world kingdoms unique. The story is great and it has some of the best video game music of all time. You can also customize your outfit and your ship which I love to do.




3: Super Mario World: This game is like Mario 3 but 10 times better. It has a clean SNES look and great music. The level design, like always, is great. Yoshi also appears in this game. What more needs to be said?




2: Super Mario Bros. Wonder: I wrote a review on this game in 2023, and everything in there still holds true. A medium difficulty, fun, and long game. The wonder flower changes up every level in unexpected ways and brings joy to the player. This is the best 2D Mario game and it is not close. The music is awesome too.




1: Super Mario 3D World: The superior game. Fun level after fun level after fun level. The linear design is amazing. Everything I hated about Mario Sunshine is fixed here. You do dash through levels, collecting power ups and stomping on enemies. This is a 2D Mario game that was brought into the third dimension. There is not a strong enough word to describe how perfect this game is. A must play if you have a switch or Wii U.