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Pokemon. An incredible idea from Satoshi Tajiri. If you aren’t familiar with these creatures, they are magic animals in a popular video game franchise. The whole point of the game is to catch them in Pokeballs and then make them kill each other in something called a “Pokemon Battle”. It sounds wrong when you think about it for too long, but that’s normal. Pokemon each have a type. There are 18 types in all, which are what follows: Normal, Grass, Water, Fire, Electric, Psychic, Ground, Fighting, Rock, Dark, Ice, Poison, Steel, Bug, Ghost, Fairy, Flying, and Dragon. And I am going to state what I personally think is the best/cutest Pokemon of that type.
Note: I am personally biased, so feel free to disagree.
Note: Feel free to look up images if you don’t know what they look like.
Normal:
We have a lot of good contenders. You have Eevee, Audino, Spinda, Cinccino, Lopunny, Happiny, Ditto. And we have some incredibly horrible decisions Game Freak made. I’m mainly talking about Purugly and Likitung. But, if I had to choose one, it would have to be Furret.
Grass:
Grass has a lot of good starters for every region, with Sprigatito being the latest, and a humongous hit with cat fans, and Meowscarada making the bipedal cat work. And we have some mistakes, like Gloom and Capsikid. But, the winner is going to be: Lilligant, Hussian Form.
Water:
Water is one of my personal favorite types, next to Fairy. Water also is a starting type, with a lot of good choices. Some popular ones are Piplup, Vaporeon, Mudkip, Grininja, and Quaxly. And I am very biased here. I chose Quaxly as my starter in Pokemon Violet, and they are incredible. I don’t get all the hype about a grass cat and fire croc, the duck reigns supreme. Which makes it clear that Quaxly is the overall best water type, and this is the only one you must agree with. The cat is overrated, and I will die on this hill!
Fire:
Fire is a type that people seem to think is one of the strongest types. It’s not. Fairy is by a large margin. But that doesn’t mean the fire is a terrible type. They are pretty strong, I mean, they have Infernape, Charizard, Arcanine, Incineroar, they have some spicy contenders. But the very best, there ever was? Well, and I know I’ve done Hussian forms twice now, but they are just so good, I have to go with Hisuian Typhlosian. I chose Oshawott in Legends Arceus, but I ended up using this volcano hedgehog thing more than my samurai sea lion, and yes, Sammorot is based on something called a Samurai Sea Lion.
Electric:
Electric is one of the most famous types because it has the most famous Pokemon, Pikachu. And I’ll be the first to say it, I don’t like Pikachu. There are better electric types. Their name is Emolga. Togatumaru is way better than both, have you watched Sun and Moon? Some other examples are Tynamo, Ampharos, Luxray, Blitzle, Pawmi, and Bellibolt. But the clear winner is the electric corgi’s evolution, Boltund. Yamper is fine. Boltund is better. No one evolves their Yamper, and when you do, you get inherently better Pokemon, that is still a dog, still electric, still cute, and won’t appear in Joltick’s Pokedex entry because they stick themselves to their butts! It is a win, win, win, win, win!
Psychic:
Psychic is fine. We have some good ones like Slowpoke, Galarian Ponyta, Wobbaffet, Galarian Articuno, Gallade, Hussain Braviary, Hatterene, actually, I take it back. Galarian Articuno, Hussain Braviary, and Hatterene are pretty cool. But one is the leader of the Psychic brigade, and is a helper to god itself, Arceus. Uxie. Go ahead, track me down. Uxie is one of the cutest Pokemon. There I said it.
Ground:
Ground types are different from rock types for some ridiculous reason. It may be thought that ground types are way cuter than rock types. Rock types are rocks! Ground types are not the ground. You have Barboach, and Phanpy, and a freaking donkey! They are sooo cute! But, there is a best. It was a very hard decision between two Pokemon, but I desied for the other one to win its other type, because it is the cutest thing ever. But, the best ground type is Flygon. Light your torches and get your pitchforks. It is adorable. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, look it up. It is sooo cute.
Fighting:
Fighting is a type that doesn’t have that many good ones. Yes, you have Bewear, Pharmosa, Marshadow, all them. But there really aren't that many good ones. That is, except for the Pokemon breaks the scientific name system. Well, technically all grass types do, but this one breaks it even further. They are a plant, an animal, and a fungus. I’m talking about Breloom! He is so precious!
Rock:
I take back what I said about rock types. They’re a lot of good ones. I can’t believe I forgot that Dwebble exists. And Amaura. And Kabutops. And Anorith. And Bastiodon. They are so good! But the best rock type is Stonjouner. And I’ve never played Pokemon Shield. I did Sword, and I deeply regret it. Shield has this cutie pie, and Appletun! Also, Hop is the worst.
Dark:
There are a lot of good Dark types. I mean, there is freaking Galarian Moltres. This bird of death! And there is Yveltal, another bird of death. Not as good. But there is also Absol. And Umbreon, one of the most popular Pokemon! But the best Dark type is required to be Wo-Chen. I have never gotten it, but it is so cute. It's a literal snail! It’s about time Game Freak!
Ice:
Ice had some great… mistakes. Game Freak. Who. Had. The. Idea. For. Jynx!? It is a nightmare. Smoochum is just as bad. But we had some incredible pokemon. SNOM! Alolan Sandshrew! Alolan Vulpix! But the best Ice type is Galarian Darumaka. I want to snuggle it. It is an actual snowball. And if you know who came up with the idea of Jynx and they also designed Galar Darumaka, don’t tell me! Also, if you like Jynx you’re a monster. I’ll have my snowball and Snom, and you can have your nightmare full. Deal? Deal.
Poison:
Once more, not very good ones. Yes, you have Skrelp. But you have Crobat. Yes you have Galar Weezing. But you have Galar Slowking. There though is a clear winner. Clodsire. The best boy! Fun fact about Clodsire, it is inspired by the Irribian Ribbed Newt. Which can push its ribs out of its body through holes. And, when they come through the holes, they are coated with poison!
Steel:
Yeah, Steel isn’t that great. I’m starting to see a pattern here. Well, some examples of failure are Galar Meowth, Perrserker, Aggron, Metagross, and yes you heard me, Metagross is a failure. We will continue with the existance of Alolan Dugtrio. WHY DOES IT HAVE HAIR! WHY IS IT STEEL! But, it was still easy to pick a winner. It was nearly Magearna, but the winner is Hisuian Goodra. I may have lied when I said Wo-Chen was the first snail, but this thing works too. Shoot, I just realized the Shelmet is a thing.
Bug:
Bugs, shockingly, are pretty good. Illumise is good, Krickatune is good. We have Paras, and the best Kanto bug type, Venomoth. Shuckle is the best Johto bug type. We have Shedinja, Dustox, and Lil’ Dwebble, which sounds like a comedy show. And 2nd place for best bug, is Mothim. It is so cute! I have a Mothim Sitting Cutie and I love it! It would have won if I had forgotten about Rimbombee. The scarf wins me over.
Flying:
Fun fact. There are only 3 pure flying types. None of them are good. No one likes Tornadous. Also, dragon type existed in Gen 1. WHY ISN’T CHARIZARD A DRAGON TYPE! I don’t even like Charizard! But there is a good one. WHO IS A DRAGON TYPE CHARIZARD! It is Noivern. One of the most adorable dragon types. Look at that smile! Don’t you want to hug it?
Ghost:
I will be the first to say it. Then again, I’ve been the first to say a lot of things. Cursola is adorable. Gengar is overrated. I like Phantump. Sensu Style Oricorio is the best Oricorio. Hisui Zorua is better than Unova. I want to ride Golett. And then, there is the best ghost type. And I may be the only person who likes it. Pokemon, 1000. That is right. Goldengho. I collected those 1000 Gimmieghoul coins, and it was worth it.
Fairy:
My favorite type. With one of my favorite pokemon that unfortunately couldn’t be on my champion team in Pokemon Violet! A few hints. Is introduced in Paldea. Is the first of its typing. And, is a paradox. The answer is… Iron Valiant! It is so cool, and it took me so long to find it! It was worth using the Master Ball! A Gardivoir and Gallade combo is so cool anyway. And, is the first Fairy-Fighting type.
Dragon:
This had a surprisingly long list. Dratini, Goodra both variants, Jangmo-o, Altaria, Flygon, Dragalge, Noivern, Drampa, Appleton. They are all contenders. But, Flygon, Noivern, and Hisuian Goodra won, so that shortens the list. Dratini and Jangmo-o are off too. We have left a pillow, a bunch of kelp, a pie, and a dragon that burns down bullies’ houses. Dragalge is now off the list, and Drampa. We have Altaria and Appletun left. And, we are going to judge them based on their regional gimik forms. Altaria becomes a bigger, fluffier pillow, and a fairy type. Being the only Fairy-Dragon type, Mega Altaria. And Appletun, well G-Max Appltun looks identical to G-Max Flapple. So, the winner is Altaria!
Thank you for coming on this journey, and possibly not being angry at my decisions. To tie this up, the winners are: Furret for Normal. Lilligant Hisuian form for Grass. Quaxly for Water. Typhlosion Hisuian form for Fire. Boltund for Electric. Uxie for Psychic. Flygon for Ground. Breloom for Fighting. Stonjouner for Rock. Wo-Chen for Dark. Darumaka Galarian form for Ice. Coldsire for Poison. Goodra Hisuian form for Steel. Rimbombee for Bug. Noivern for Flying. Goldengho for Ghost. Iron Valient for Fairy. And Altaria for Dragon!
Sources: Bulbapedia for Pokemon Lists