With Christmas around the corner, let's get into the holiday season with some laughs.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a tiger?
Frostbite.
Q. What do gingerbread men shepherds use to tend their sheep?
Candy Canes.
Q. Why should you tell a candy cane you like someone?
They’ll hook you up with them.
Q. What is a snowman's favorite party snack?
Ice krispies treats.
Q. How did Santa fix the hole in his clothes?
He used pine needles and thread.
Q. What did the teacher say when the Christmas tree aced the test?
“He’s sharper than he looks!”
Q. What did the sabertooth tiger say to its prey?
“Ice to eat you!”
Q. Why did the iceman go to the nurse?
He looked slick.
Q. What did Santa say when he forgot a present?
“I’ll just ho-ho-hope I can find the present!”
A gingerbread actor was about to go onstage. Another gingerbread man said “Break a leg!” The actor turned around and said “How rude!”
Q. Why did the gingerbread person go see the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
A snowman was standing in the snow when the sun came out. The snowman was so sad his heart melted!
Q. What does the gingerbread man say when something goes wrong?
“Oh snap!”
Q. Why is Christmas the best time to make up jokes?
You can make snow many of them!
Q. Why should you never believe ice?
You can see right through it.
Q. Why didn't Rudolph lead Santa’s sleigh?
He’s not very bright. (As in mentally)
Q. What did the kid say when he looked outside and saw a blizzard?
“Boy, the weather sure is in a flurry today! I wonder what made it so upset?”
Q. What’s a gingerbread man's least favorite job?
A construction worker. The houses keep getting eaten!