I just decided to do this one day, and here are some stupid jokes.
Nebraska did not ask ya to come here.
California has a lot of thorns, it always jabs at my mind.
GEOrgia is a great spot to mine. It also has a lot of ridges. (GeoRGia.)
North Carolina always looks up.
West Virginia is the opposite of East Virginia.
Going to Maine is my main goal in life.
New Jersey lost its Old Jersey.
Delaware is a fashion warehouse.
Pennsylvania has great writers.
Ohio greets you well.
In Washington, nothing is dirty.
Maryland is a merry place.
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.
Colorado is colorful.
I learned my jokes from you guys. Utah me well.
Iowa to visit Iowa sometime.
New HAMsphire has a lot of pigs.
I heard Oregon is the most musical state.
Idaho what you are talking about…
I had a question about State Jokes, but Alaska later.
In Rhode Island, the traffic is terrible.
Connecticut connects Rhode Island with Massachusetts.
Whenever you travel from Maine to Florida, things just go south, if you know what I mean.
FloRIDa does not keep many things.
ILLinois is SICK, if you know what I mean.
And last but not least, Mississippi has a ton of snakes.
These jokes are terrible, I know, and sure, punch me in the face, but before I end this state jokes thing, I just want to STATE the obvious. You can make a lot of State Jokes if you try.