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One Reason Why Your Team Won't Win the Super Bowl Part II by Hayden Shuey

Hope I didn’t keep you guys waiting. I hope this part has your favorite team in it.  I’m grinding to get these lists done, but they do take some time. Anyway, We’re going to start with the 9th team in the league alphabetically and 1st in the league in the win column.

Kansas City Chiefs: Streaky.

This team is red hot as the first 5 games are over. But the team, as many of you know, are very streaky. Now, this can be a good thing and a bad thing. (Foreshadowing of future list??) But for the Chiefs, it is normally good. But, the Chiefs can win 15 games in a row, but then lose the next 5. See what I mean? Very streaky.

Indianapolis Colts:  Defense. The offense isn’t bad. Great quarterback core with Andrew Luck and Jacoby Brisett, and a great WR core. But the defense is TRASH. They give up ALMOST 32 POINTS A GAME AND 400 YARDS!! That’s all there is to it.

Dallas Cowboys: Too young.

This is a team with a lot of young players who are great. But the problem is, they don’t know how to use their power. Plus, suspensions hit the Cowboys like losses hit the Browns’s standings.

Miami Dolphins: No Ryan Tannehill.

He seemed, coming off of last year, this was his career year. But, he’s injured. So…. Yeah. Jay Cutler isn’t good.

Philadelphia Eagles:  Defense.

This team’s offense is amazing this year. But the defense is actually just average. The amount of points they give up per game are 19.8, which is 13th best, but the yards per game is 346, which is ranked 22nd. So, this team’s defense is literally average. Great offense, but defense is just average. And you know what they say: Defense win championships.

San Fransisco 49ers: Offense.

Here’s offensive stats: 25th in Points/Game (17.8) and 22nd in Yards/Game (318.6) Moving on.

Atlanta Falcons: Defense.

Well, they have a great offense. But, defense wins championships, and that is one thing the Falcons don't have.

New York Giants: Eli Manning.

The dude’s extremely inconsistent. You need a quarterback who’s consistent. Although he is clutch in the playoffs, he’s still inconsistent. Inconsistent quarterback + bad running back = bad offense = no Super Bowl.

I hope you enjoyed part 2. I hope you’re ready for part 3, as that’s coming very soon. See you next time, you football maniacs.