Top Thanksgiving Jokes
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, Wobble”
What’s always in the middle of every table on Thanksgiving?
The letter “B.”What’s blue and covered with lots of feathers?
A turkey holding its breath.If it took three people four hours to roast a turkey, how long would it take four people to roast the same turkey?
None, the turkey is already cooked.Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither — you should use a knife.If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing
What do you call a running turkey?
Very Fast Food!
What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump!
