Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes
By Jimmy DeLong
10. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups; he pushes the world down.
9. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. (This not really a joke but still funny.) In google type in Find Chuck Norris and click on I’m feeling lucky and then laugh your head off here is a picture
6. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 5 years ago, but death could not muster the courage to tell him.
5. If Chuck Norris gets shot today, tomorrow will be the bullet’s funeral.
4. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
3. Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia; fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia; fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
2. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody ever crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
1.(Came up with this one myself) When Chuck Norris went to Yellowstone he got mauled by a bear. The park has now posted “Beware of Chuck Norris” signs.